I have been remiss...

I have realised that i have forgotton to introduce you all to my new roomate!
This is Max!
She's from York and she's great! She is just as nuts as me and we have such a laugh. We have both been scarred by our past roomates and thus we both try very hard to be quiet and then laugh because whenever you try and be quiet you always drop something or walk into something!
She's wonderful though i love sharing a room with her. We both have things going on so that we don't live in each others pockets so when we do see each other its cool! Max is on the Rugby team here and we're going to watch her play in 2 weeks time - not a clue about rugby but it'll be fun!
We've been coming up with fun games for our room like...
Mirror darts!
It's fun lol, yeah ok we're both amazing procrastinators...we're students go away! This is my last year as a student before i have to get a proper job so let us be weird!
We also have a kinda basketball thing on the wall which consists of a plastic case (the kind you get fleece or blankets in) ducktaped to the wall open and you have to throw the inflatable globe into it.
You have to stand on the weird green mark to throw so it's actually quite hard! - people always hit the ceiling!
Anyway i thought you should met Max! bless her!
xx

12 Comments:
At 3:46 am,
Fabparental said…
"...let us be wierd...."? Like this is new? You've never been wierd before?
Max seems to be your ideal room mate - but,plays rugby,has the name Max - detective skills, the clues are there? Are you sure you're sharing with a female!!!!
At 8:52 am,
Anonymous said…
I presume this is Old York from the merrry country of England? If so, does she speak funny like putting a 't' before everything e.g. "going to t'shops" cos that what people do up there.
Where are the answers to my Boston questions!!!!!!!!!!! This blog is not supposed to be a holiday, we need to show the yanks we are very intelligent!
At 1:35 pm,
Anonymous said…
Tony,
Oh dear! Sarah's sister has just got a job up North! She's signed t'contract for her new house near t'shops this afternoon. She's gonna live wi t'boyfriend. They're excited about the move but have awt t'put in t'place!! They 'ave outhowse t' keep pigeons and Morrisons is nearby tha' knows for the brew. Na' then we are not worried or owt 'bout lass picking oop Northern ways, and as long as she likes cricket and thinks Geoffrey Boycott is t Prince amongst men she will do fine tha' knows.
At 3:56 pm,
Lady Tottingham said…
We love Max- she is great.
At 4:12 pm,
The Random One said…
It seems appropriate to reach into my bag of F-R-I-E-N-D-S quotes for this one, directed at u Helen:
"Thank God you're pretty!"
Don't be sow remiss in t'future lark (like).
Welcome to Maximilian, glad ur keeping Monica on her toes.
At 5:17 pm,
Anonymous said…
Sarah's sister will need lots of warm clothes and she needs to be aware that they all wear clogs on t'feet. It would also help if she changed her name to Arkwright.
At 5:22 pm,
Anonymous said…
PS They are also very friendly people - which is why Max is so nice!
PPS Under 21 International
Germany 0 England 2!
At 6:49 pm,
Sarah said…
Max is a living legend :D
At 6:51 pm,
davebateman said…
Good to hear that Max is nice, I have a friend called Max, he is a boy and has a fast car.
I'm not sure whether I would consider myself to be a northerner yet... hmmmm!
At 3:51 am,
Fabparental said…
See, Dave's friend Max is a lad - told you to check carefully!
Is Max related to TK Maxx?
Do they have clothes shops in t'north?
By the way -
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
At 6:18 pm,
The Random One said…
Oh dear oh dear, Mrs Bateman you just took a nose-dive on the cool-mum scale with that TK Maxx comment...... reminds me of something my 55-60yr old mother would say!
Also, I think the answer to your oil question is obvious. What aboot sunflower oil?
At 6:34 pm,
Anonymous said…
bowling backwards - that would be my Em - she has such a talent!
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